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niedziela, 18 listopad 2007
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- W Whitehall (Montana) nie wolno jeździć samochodem z przymocowanym kilofem do kół
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Napisał Łukasz Naczas   
niedziela, 10 grudzień 2006
Wystarczy, że podam przykład Iracko – palestyński, a już można odczytać, że sytuacja bliskiego wschodu nie jest łatwa...

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sobota, 21 paĹşdziernik 2006
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Napisał Max   
piątek, 16 czerwiec 2006
Donald Tusk zginął tragicznie w wypadku, puka do bram niebios i otwiera mu św Piotr.
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Donald wchodzi, św Piotr prowadzi go długim korytarzem na którym wisi cała masa zegarów.
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Napisał Łukasz Naczas   
sobota, 03 czerwiec 2006
Po hibernacji 10-letniej, budzi się: Clinton i Putin. Putin patrzy w gazetę i zaczyna się śmieć i mówić: USA przeszło na komunizm. Clinton też bierze gazetę i zaczyna się śmiać i mówi: zamieszki na granicy Polsko-Chińskiej.
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