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Napisał Łukasz Naczas   
niedziela, 18 listopad 2007
Ameryka to dziwn kraj, a najlepiej widac to po ich prawie. Oto kilka przykładów zakazów drogowycjh:

-W Alabamie nie wolno prowadzić samochodu z przepaską na oczach.
- Na Alasce nie wolno transportować psa na dachu pojazdu.
- A Arkansas po godzinie 21 nie wolno używać sygnału dźwiękowego w miejscach, gdzie serwowane są gorące napoje lub kanapki.
- W San Francisco nie wolno wycierać samochodu starymi majtkami.
- W Kalifornii, samochody jadące bez kierowcy i pasażerów nie mogą przekraczać 100 km/h.
- Jeśli na Florydzie słoń zostanie przywiązany do parkometru, jego właściciel zobowiązany jest umieścić stosowną opłatę za postój.
- W Massachusetts można zostać ukaranym za przewożenie goryla na tylnym siedzeniu pojazdu.
- Nie wolno jeździć na wielbłądzie po autostradzie w Nevadzie.
- W Whitehall (Montana) nie wolno jeździć samochodem z przymocowanym kilofem do kół
- W Oksfordzie nie wolno jeździć wokoło dzielnicy więcej niż 100 razy

Z prac studenckich E-mail
Napisał Łukasz Naczas   
niedziela, 10 grudzień 2006
Wystarczy, że podam przykład Iracko – palestyński, a już można odczytać, że sytuacja bliskiego wschodu nie jest łatwa...

Lepper w czasie katastrofy - ważne pytanie... E-mail
Napisał Łukasz Naczas   
sobota, 21 paĹşdziernik 2006
Zostaniesz poddany malemu testowi.
Składa sie on z jednego tylko pytania, ale pytanie
to jest bardzo, bardzo wazne.
Nie odpowiadaj pochopnie i bez rozwagi!
Zastanów się.
Odpowiedz szczerze i dowiedz się czegoś o swojej moralności.
Wyobraź sobie ponizej opisaną sytuacje i podejmij decyzję.
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Donald Tusk w niebie E-mail
Napisał Max   
piątek, 16 czerwiec 2006
Donald Tusk zginął tragicznie w wypadku, puka do bram niebios i otwiera mu św Piotr.
- dzien dobry, jestem Donal Tusk, przywódca platwormy.
- aaa, witamy, witamy - mówi św Piotr
Donald wchodzi, św Piotr prowadzi go długim korytarzem na którym wisi cała masa zegarów.
- skąd tutaj tyle zegarów? - pyta Donald
- a wiesz - każdy na ziemi ma swój zegar, gdy człowiek się rodzi wskazuje godziną 12. Jednak w momencie gdy skłamie wskazówka przesuwa się o jedną minutę naprzód.
- hmm, w takim razie którą godzine wskazuje mój zegar? - pyta Donald
- nie jest dobrze - wskazówka jest na godzinie 15.00 - odpowiada św Piotr
- a gdzie zegary braci kaczyńskich???
- zegary braci Kaczyńskich robią w holu za wentylatory.
Putin i Clinton po hibernacji E-mail
Napisał Łukasz Naczas   
sobota, 03 czerwiec 2006
Po hibernacji 10-letniej, budzi się: Clinton i Putin. Putin patrzy w gazetę i zaczyna się śmieć i mówić: USA przeszło na komunizm. Clinton też bierze gazetę i zaczyna się śmiać i mówi: zamieszki na granicy Polsko-Chińskiej.
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